The Corrupted Wish Game.

Ok so here is how this works.

The poster prior to you posts a wish such as: I wish I had big piece of cake!

You as the poster have to corrupt their wish then wish for something of your own like so: Wish Granted, Here is a big piece of cake but it's old and the frosting is all gone and I think my dog peed on it.

Try it out , it's a fun way of killing time durning work


So here is my wish: I wish my workday was OVER!

Your wish is granted! you can go home now, but you need to jump out the window, and don't come back tomorrow!!! ;]

I wish I'm Chuck Norris's Kid ;]

Your wish is granted you are now Chuck Norris's child but he got upset and said that nobody can be like Chuck not even his kid and he round house kicked you into space.

I wish I had my own cuddly live panda bear pet!

Your wish is granted! now you have your own cuddly live panda bear pet. However, there's a minor defect on the panda. It has 6 legs, no hands, no eyes, no mouth, no ears, only 3 noses to pick, and it also looks like that numanuma guy on youtube. X3

I wish Chris Brown never hit Rihanna! ;]

Your wish is granted Chris never hit her but instead tried to stand under her umbrella ella eh eh eh eh and when he did it started to rain acid rain and it ate away at her umbrella ella eh eh eh eh eh. and they both got melted by the rain


I wish that I could breath underwater like a fish.

BWAHWHAWHA~ Your wish is granted! You are now Tuna! (oh man.... poor you~ ;])

I wish I have a wish!

(Btw, it's only between the two of us.... wth maaan! lol~)

Your wish is granted then quickly denied as it goes against the Geni rule book (Rule # 1 Can not wish for more wishes).


I wish that more people would join in

Your wish has been granted!... Suddenly, you notice a bigger overflow of 12-years-olds that only speak of how awesome Naruto is.

I wish that my wish would be corrupted.

Wish granted your wish is corrupted as you sit and ponder why you would want your wish corrupted in the first place you suddenly become depressed and you become more emo than an emoticon

I wish that cats could really speak lolcat.

Your wish is granted!... Now all the cats in the world speak out the people's dark secrets they have witnessed and your life becomes a nightmare!

I wish for peace in the world!

Your wish is granted!.... But your the only one who has to go though hell!

I wish for a Cold Beer!!!!

Your wish has been granted~! But.. though didn't notice the taste, that cold beer was mixed with urine!!!

I wish for nothing~

Your wish has been granted, you got stuck in the null void.(complete nothingness)

i wish for nothing to go wrong with this wish

Your wish has been granted! but i lied, your now banned from the aegisRO2 server (lol)

I wish more people voted

Your wish is granted. 12000 votes in one day. Allthough the servers thought that it was spamming and the server was banned for ever to be in top 100..

I wish i could have a night with Eva Mendes

Your wish is granted, a night with Eva Mendes. But it turns out that Eva is a transvestite, pre operation and you get man handled all night.

I wish that I could fly.

Wish granted now you can fly... but nobody taught you to land So now you are stuck wandering the skies with no hope of comming down and the sharks below are hoping you get tiered real soon


I wish pandas knew how to play poker.

Your wish has been granted... However since you can't tell if the panda's are bluffing or not they rob you of your money and clothes and leave you stranded to eat bamboo

I wish there was trees made of candy.

Wish granted trees are now made of delicious mouthwatering candy... but now they can't produce oxygen and you slowly suffocate.


I wish people could spell "the" instead of using "teh" and not use "teh" and "the" in the same sentence. Because it looks and sounds redundent.

Wish granted, now people are spelling the correctly but everything else is in pig latin.

I wish I could be a panda!

Your wish is granted! And yet you start to noticed how you are persecuted by everyone, as this forum seems to have a rather large obssesion over pandas.


I wish the moon would speak.

Wish granted! However, now you can't sleep at night because the moon refuses to shut up D:

I wish my dog would stop trying to bite my face whenever I try to touch him

Your wish is granted.. Your dog no longer wants to bite your face while you trying to touch him but he wants to kill you!! ...

I wish i could had a second heart to give it to her..

Your wish is granted... Though she gets freaked out at the fact you are giving her a beating, bloody heart. WHAT WERE YOU THINKING ABOUT.

I wish the nazi-looks of the Recruits in-game would have a humorous nazi-alike background to go along them, quests included.

Wish granted now Nazis rule RO2 and every character that is created may only have blonde hair and blue eyes.

I wish that people got to drive in driveways and park in parkways.